Birthday Season & Trevor's Award

Jeri: "Do you want a bite of my salad? It's really good."
Joe: "No thanks. I'm a meatitarian."
Jeri: "What?"
Joe: "A meatitarian. You know? Bacon, Beef ...I have to stay committed. It's a personal thing."


It's Birthday Season!

Joe's birthday is October 8. He'll be 28. He's so hard to shop for because he says he doesn't want anything. I refuse to get him nothing. He hasn't liked any of the gifts I've gotten him thus far, so I've decided to him take out to dinner, where I will treat him to a steak. We'll be going to Cattleman's. It's for meatitarians, like Joe.

Kira turns 22 on October 18th. I bought her birthday present yesterday. I like it so much, I think I'm going to get one for myself. We're walking to raise awareness for AIDS on Kira's birthday. I get to make AIDS jokes, so I'll be happy,

Lance turns a year older on November 20th. I figured out what I'm going to send Lance for his birthday. I can't say what it is in case he reads my blog, but promise you this... it's freakin' awesome! He, like Joe said not to get him anything. I never listen to him anyway.

Trevor Got An Award!

I spoke with T-Dog last night and he told me that his teacher and principle gave him an award yesterday. He was awarded for good behavior and citizenship. I'm so proud!

He's such a good kid. He even does his homework without having to hassle him. As a reward, I'm going to get him the Star Wars movie. He said he wants to be a Star Wars character for Halloween. Me, I've never seen Star Wars, never cared to. I'm going to be watching it with him, who knows, maybe I'll like it.

Joe told me that there might be special treatment going on down at the school. He either got that award because they found out Trevor's a Christopher kid or because mom's got mob ties in the local school district. I'm telling your mom you said that, Joe. :p