Jeri's Survivor Recap

Survivor: Gabon - Bob Wins!

I'm a total dork who is obsessed with Survivor. If you're like me, and love survivor; you're thrilled that Bob won!

I was rooting for Bob from day one. Bob is Macgyver-esque, fatherly, and a true outdoors man. What do I love about Bob the most? I love the bow tie! I love how even when Bob was in his underwear, he still wore his trademark bow tie, Chippendale style.

But the reason I fell in love with Bob is because every time he talked about his wife and family, he teared up. True tears, tears of love. Bob, the physics teacher, was loved by everyone. That's why he won the $100,000 Sprint player of the season. Not to mention, had they really been marooned off the coast of Africa, he was the only player who had the skills to survive. Well played Bob Crowley, well played.

Had Bob not won, my alternative picks were for Sugar or Kenny. Just like the rest of America, I thought Kenny was cocky. But I liked watching the metamorphosis from the meek, timid, nerd to the confidant, cocky, mobster-like figure that he became. Like when he called himself a "shot caller", it was very Tony Soprano. He should have known, as soon as he felt like he was calling the shots, his days were numbered.

I also rooted for adorable Sugar. She cried a lot and wore her heart on her sleeve, which I found endearing. At first, I thought she was the dumbest person in Survivor history but she proved me wrong. I normally can't stand people with a sob story, but she was so cute about it. I'm glad she didn't win the money, but I would've expected her to get at least a few votes. I mean, she played a part in everyone's execution and never had a single vote cast against her. Impressive.

Then there's notorious Corrinne and Ace. I hate bullies, I hate negative people. I loathe conceit and Ace and Corrinne were the worst offenders. Even grumpy old Randy wasn't as offensive as these two.

I hope I'm never in a social situation where I have to interact with someone like Corrinne. I wanted to slap her in her face for what she said to sugar. She called Sugar an, "unemployed, uneducated leach on society" Then she continued to bash her for crying about her deceased father. Corrinne is a miserable wench; may she rot in hell.

Ace was extremely obnoxious. He was so in love with him self that he could survive off the smell of his own farts. That right, I said Ace is a fart huffer.

I'm brainstorming Joe's video application for the show. It has to be good, they get a lot of applicants. I love the show and would love to play but I would never win. I'm not a good swimmer, I'm loud and tend to rub people the wrong way. Also, I can't get sunburned for fear that I would get skin cancer.

But Joe would definitely win! He's lovable, a strategist, hardworking, and capable of lying. His only flaw is he can't tell when he's being lied to. But if he can make it to the merge, he's got it in the bag. Plus, I'd love seeing my husband on TV.

When I told Joe that he was going to apply for Survivor, he told me the sweetest thing...

Joe: "i dont want to leave you for 40 days though... i cant go a day without you"

"i'd be crying on the show"

"like sugar"